Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Why Tom shouldn't leave for the weekend.

Spider in water glass by bed - GROSS!  (way too close to my head to leave it there all night)
Melissa puts book over glass to trap spider.
Taps spider off side of glass (ick factor already pretty high here).
Attempts to throw spider in toilet.
Spider hangs on and dangles in web.
Melissa freaks out, drops glass.
Spider floats on water, glass shattered (cannot flush spider due to broken glass).
Tries to drown spider with many MANY glasses of water (from new glass) unsuccessfully.
Spider triumphs and still lives.
Eventually, gets fly swatter, swats water (toilet water flies all over bathroom).
Spider Dies.
Tom returns home to this scene.

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